Star-light, Star-bright, first Star that says something stupid tonight

Star Jones has lost about 150 pounds, and now we know that most of that was brain weight. On the overbearing chick program "The View", Jones said the confrontation between civilized society and bloodthirsty terrorists is really just male ego mumbo jumbo, and that George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden need to put away their penises and zip their pants. You first, Star. Jones also said that a diplomatic solution should be pursued that doesn't result in loss of human life. But wait-- when you pursue diplomacy, you need diplomats. How would Jones like the title of "Ambassador to Al Qaeda"? After all, Bin Laden just needs somebody rational to talk to, right? Plus, she would lose even more weight. How much? Oh, I don't know... how much does the human head weigh?