Does Fido Have a Soul?

November 9, 2003


by Burt Prelutsky

Recently, a friend announced that dogs don't have souls. Inasmuch as I nearly always agree with her, I found it surprising that we were in opposing camps on this particular subject. Because I respect her opinion, I found myself questioning my own belief system somewhat more than usual. Is it possible, I asked myself, to have four legs, a tail, fleas, and a soul? While I'm not absolutely certain what souls are, I finally decided that if they are what I think they are, dogs definitely have them.

To begin with, a soul, to me, is the thing within us that urges us to behave as well as possible, as if God, Himself, were actually paying attention. It is similar, I think, to a conscience, but with one important distinction: the soul, I believe, points you in the right direction, while the conscience kicks in with a vengeance once you break the Golden Rule. In short, one provides guidance, the other doles out punishment.

Basically, there seems to be one reason people are convinced that dogs lack souls. Namely, when a canine does something terrific, it gets ascribed to instinct. If an animal performs an act of courage and self-sacrifice, he doesn't get the same credit as a human being because, unlike the person, it's presumed he hasn't acted out of free will. Without the ability to decide not to do something heroic, without the ability to consciously weigh the risks, we're told that the animal is acting only out of blind obedience to his basic nature. To which I say, with all due respect, baloney!

Even when a dog runs into a burning building, his derring-do is often dismissed with condescension. After all, we're lectured, dogs are pack animals; it's bred into them to be subservient to the pack leader. Still, even that doesn't explain why dogs will risk death to rescue babies; even a poodle knows that a squalling infant is not an alpha male. Neither does instinct, alone, explain why dogs have been known to leap into raging rivers to save perfect strangers. Also, if some dogs are not to receive full credit because all of their marvelous traits are inbred, how do you explain that not every dog will perform similar acts of heroism?

And, finally, if an entire species is, by its very nature, warm-hearted, conscientious, loyal, and brave, one would be hard-pressed to maintain that, in spite of all their virtues, they are soul-less.

In the end, the real question, so far as I can see, isn't whether or not dogs have souls, but whether people do.

Burt Prelutsky

©2003 Burt Prelutsky


Burt Prelutsky has been a humor columnist for the L.A. Times and the movie critic for Los Angeles Magazine. In addition to freelancing for everything from the N.Y. Times and TV Guide to Playgirl and Sports Illustrated, he has written several award-winning TV movies, along with episodes of Dragnet, McMillan & Wife, MASH, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Rhoda, Family Ties, Dr. Quinn and Diagnosis Murder. Visit his website at http://BurtPrelutsky.com.
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