'Waffle House' Song Mocks Kerry's Flip-Flops

By Jimmy Moore
Talon News
October 29, 2004

Aaron Sain, lead singer of the conservative country music band called The Right Brothers, has penned a new song about how "flip flops" on the issues by Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John F. Kerry would affect the White House if he is elected president.

Talon News reported in January about The Right Brothers' song entitled "Hey Hollywood," in response to the leftist attacks against President George W. Bush and America coming from liberal Hollywood actors.

Sain, a member of the conservative political action group RightMarch.com, said his music is meant to be "a fun way to fight back against the lies of the radical left, while also arming ourselves with the truth."

The latest song from The Right Brothers is creatively called "Welcome To The Waffle House," a song about what may happen if Kerry is elected president.

With a video featuring photographs of the Massachusetts senator in several unflattering poses and mock quotes, the song highlights a criticism his opponents have pointed out about Kerry during the campaign -- that he takes both sides of the issues and is indecisive.

The following are the lyrics to "Welcome To The Waffle House":

Last night I had a nightmare
John Kerry was president
He was talking on TV
from his brand new residence

The press was all around him
They were hanging on every word
And from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
This is what the whole nation heard

Chorus
Welcome to the Waffle House
Well, you'd better listen up today
Cause the side of my mouth I'm talking from ain't the same as yesterday

And if I contradict myself chalk it up to good policy
Cause I believe we absolutely ought to sometimes never change what we believe without a doubt
Welcome to the Waffle House

He started taking questions, somebody asked about defense
He said that he supported everything he ever voted against
When asked about the economy he popped a bottle of French wine
He said we've got to stop the flow of jobs overseas, oh by the way have you met my wife

Chorus
Welcome to the Waffle House
Well, you'd better listen up today
Cause the heart-felt convictions that I hold right now are so much different than yesterday's

And if I contradict myself chalk it up to good policy
Cause I believe we absolutely ought to sometimes never change what we believe without a doubt
Welcome to the Waffle House