by
Jonathan David Morris
To the untrained eye, it would appear Michael Moore's latest documentary,
"Fahrenheit 9/11," is the cinematic equivalent of an ad for John Kerry.
Indeed, as the film unfolds, Moore makes connections between the Bush
and Bin Laden families, Big Oil, the Saudis, etc., explaining who
stood to profit from wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, while stopping
just short of calling it a conspiracy. And it would seem, then, that
the only thing missing here is a shot of the Massachusetts senator
saying, "I'm John Kerry, and I approved this message," as the credits
roll.
But that's to the untrained eye. And the truth is that Moore -- knowingly,
or not -- has put together an ad for Michael Badnarik.
"Michael Badwhatnow?" you say.
Michael Badnarik -- the Libertarian Party's presidential candidate.
Hold that thought, though. I'll get to him in a moment.
Now, let's get back to Moore. First and foremost, let me just say
that, yes, "Fahrenheit 9/11" hardly resembles a documentary in the
traditional sense. Documentaries document, after all, but this one
infuses opinion. If anything, it's sort of like reality TV.
Moore uses incredible footage, though. That's the movie's best feature.
When you see "Fahrenheit 9/11," you see people crying on the streets
of Manhattan as World Trade Center workers jump to their deaths. You
see soldiers without arms and legs bitching about medical benefits.
You see dead Iraqi children tossed atop corpses in the back of a truck.
And you see the charred bodies of American contractors hanging in
the street while people beat them with sticks like piñatas -- as if
it's a game, a celebration, in good fun till someone loses an eye.
Some people are willing to dismiss this on the grounds that Moore
is a partisan hack. These people are called Republicans. Other people
acknowledge Moore's liberal bias, but they applaud it, and they applaud
him for showing this footage in his film. These people are called
Democrats. There's little doubt Moore's on the Democrats' side. The
honest truth, though? It's hard to take that stuff seriously when
you're watching real scenes from real wars. These scenes would be
awful even if Moore had never been born. His political leanings don't
affect their impact in the least.
And that's just the thing: If he makes a mistake in this movie, it's
not that he's careless with the facts, as some allege. It's that he
suggests Bush is the cause of our problems, when, in fact, Bush is
just the result.
Let me put it to you this way, since we're on the topic of movies:
Ever notice how movie commercials nowadays always use the phrase,
"Now, one man...," followed by an explanation of what one man "must"
do in order to save the day, win the girl, and have a happy ending?
Well, in much the same way, we like believing our president's the
"one man" who can beat up the bad guys and/or beat back the tides
of Mad Cow. We like believing he's a step down from God -- something
no president is, was, or ever will be.
If Moore knows this, it doesn't come off that way in the film.
For example, in light of pre-9/11 intelligence, he takes a "Bush
should've done more" attitude, bashing the president for vacationing
in the weeks before the attacks. But as J.H. Huebert puts it, "How can that be a
bad thing? Time spent on vacation is time not spent bombing the rest
of the world." Indeed, and while it may be, in this instance, that
the government could've "done more," let's remember one thing: The
terrorists didn't go to war with a government that did too little;
they went to war with a government that did too much.
We're stationed in 130 countries now. Our enemies in the Middle East
insist they hate us just for being there. We believe they want to
kill us, but we stick our fingers in our ears whenever they tell us
why. We'd rather "stay the course," or "finish the job," or whatever
the latest feel-good catchphrase. If Moore thinks this'll change under
Kerry, he's out of his documentary-making mind.
As Mark Hand points out: "Kerry and his comrades
in the progressive internationalist movement are as gung-ho about
U.S. military action as their counterparts in the White House. The
only noteworthy difference… [is] the progressive internationalists
prefer to keep their imperial agenda hidden behind the cloak of multilateralism."
And at home, it's more of the same. For instance, Moore makes a big
fuss about the Patriot Act. The criticism is well deserved. Yet Kerry
thinks the only problem with the Patriot Act is John Ashcroft. How
is this an improvement? Moore fails to say.
I, for one, don't believe the Patriot Act protects Americans at all.
If you ask me, the best way to protect Americans is to keep America
out of wars. That means keeping America out of other countries. Bush
won't change that. Kerry won't change that. Either way, we're stuck
with the status quo.
Which brings us back to libertarianism.
Now, I don't want to turn this into an endorsement for the Libertarian
Party proper, or even the aforementioned Michael Badnarik, but it's
hard to imagine our having the problems we have if libertarians were
in charge. Why? Because, by definition, libertarians don't believe
in taking charge to begin with. They believe in letting people take
charge of themselves, and that's both at home and abroad.
Someone once said, "That government is best
which governs least." From prohibition to the war on drugs, to the
war in Iraq and beyond, meddling politicians make matters worse --
as a rule. No "one man" will ever be able solve the world's problems.
As we stumble into another World War, we should let the world know
that we know this. Rest assured, though, that the current establishment
will do no such thing.
So here's the bottom line: With its focus on Bush, and its implied
endorsement of Kerry, "Fahrenheit 9/11" misses its chance to pinpoint
political power as the root cause for war. To its credit, however,
it gives us an example. And so it ought to be seen.
Jonathan David Morris
Jonathan David Morris is a political satirist based
in New Jersey. A strong believer in small government, JDM often takes
aim at oppressive taxes, entitlements, and laws, writing about incompetence
at the highest levels of culture and government. Headstrong, stubborn,
and fearful of tyranny, you can catch more of JDM's ramblings at readjdm.com.